What My Mom Taught Me

What My Mom Taught Me My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE – “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside – I just finished cleaning!” My mother taught me RELIGION – “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:  “If […]

Posted at 10:16 am on August 8, 2008 | 2 comments | Filed Under: On Scope | Continue reading

Confessions of a Perfect Husband Part 1

I am the best husband in the world. If my wife were to read this, she’d fall to the floor, convulsed in laughter, and then gasp something about my “dazzling lack of self-knowledge.” But no matter. I wear her ignorance of my excellence as a badge of honor. The best performers inhabit their roles—you never […]

Posted at 6:47 pm on July 30, 2008 | 1 comment | Filed Under: On Scope | Continue reading


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